March 23, 2005

Stonehenge? One of the Biggest Henges in the World? Mine.

A Peruvian family is claiming ownership of Machu Picchu. If they prove this, they hope to sell the land for profit.

Their lawyer says: "I have checked and the site has been private property since 1657," He explained that the family had inarguable proof - parchment documents wrapped in goatskin.

These claims are likely true because, as everyone knows, goatskin is made of goats. And goats don't lie.

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