July 14, 2005

He's Got My Boobies! Don't Let Him Get Away!

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - Armed bandits in Brazil robbed a vehicle carrying more than 400 breast implants, officials said Tuesday.

“It happened last week, but we only learned about it recently as our clients started complaining. It is the hottest period of the year in terms of implant sales,” said Margaret Figueiredo, director of silicone implant manufacturer Silimed.

Yes. Every summer I think, okay, air out the linens, lose those stubborn five pounds that keep me from looking fabulous in a bikini, and GET NEW BOOBIES.

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