July 14, 2005

How to Trim a Squirrel's Teeth

Did you even know there was such a thing as Squirrel Rescue?

There is. And some of these patient, caring people will carefully wrap a "Squirrel Burrito" to correct malocclusions and other toofie problems. Aww.

This makes me feel bad about the time I smeared Crisco all over a housesitting client's birdfeeder stand to keep the dang squirrels out of the sunflower seeds. You should have seen the desperate little claw marks all over the grease.

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