November 23, 2005

...Just 'Cause I Wanna Be First To Say...

Nick and Jessica separated. Press release issued four minutes ago. Earth continues to rotate.

The best part of the press release:

"We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time.”

Hey, Nick and Jessie? Remember a short while back, when you signed contracts inviting film crews into your home to broadcast every detail and interaction of your newlywed period all across the world, in the form of a television show called (appropriately) "Newlyweds?" That, and the non-stop promoting and marketing sort of stirred up interest in your relationship. It's going to be tough to smash the toothpaste back into the tube now. Just FYI.