Lindsay Lohan is an unendingly amusing ball of fire. After spending some time in a cozy, dark corner of a hot club with Kate Moss (wonder what sorts of fun things they have in common? sniffety sniff), she apparently whipped out a marker and wrote some nasty graffiti about Scarlett Johansson on the wall of the bathroom stall. I'd tell you exactly what she wrote, but there are some words even I won't post on my blog. 'Cuz I'm classy like that. But Gawker has all the scoop. And photographic proof.