March 28, 2006

Gothic Charm School

Now you, too...can look the part of a bitter, disillusioned misanthrope. Or just a kid who loves thick black eyeliner and a general air of doom and histrionic crabbiness.

For extra fun, they offer "lessons," clever mugs, and baby clothes as well.

Among the helpful tips:
Firstly, the basics: apply sun block every day (including your ears and the back of your neck), drink plenty of water, and try to not to wear head-to-toe PVC or polyester (you *can*, if you really want to, but then you probably shouldn’t complain about being too warm. You brought it on yourself).

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