Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) Is a Moron

(I know this first broke weeks ago, but it's still worth mentioning.)

Senator, Senator, Senator...if you'd only known how widely-quoted this ridiculousness would make you all over the very series of tubes you spoke of.

"They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And
again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's
not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't
understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you
put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by
anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous
amounts of material."

Oh, and HA HA, his official senate webpage is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Goddanged tubes are clogged again: "Sorry, the http://Stevens.senate.gov web page you have requested is
experiencing technical difficulties. The Webmaster has been alerted."