June 9, 2008

More Silly Name Formulas

From Leigh, fun with names. My favorite? "Rebel Corona."

COUNTRY WESTERN SINGER NAME: (mother & father’s middle names)
Lee Thomas

NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Hartzel James

STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Pink Pony

SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Eilis Indianapolis

SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Blue Tonic

FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Lemon Oatmeal

STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Chanel Rolo

PORN NAME: (1st pet, 1st Car)
Rebel Corona


nora said...


NASCAR NAME: Donald Cletus


DETECTIVE NAME: Pink Pony (and I'm not copying off of Elizabeth)

SOAP OPERA NAME: Leona Beech Grove

SUPERHERO NAME: The Purple Whiskey


GANGSTA NAME: Coffee Toffee

STRIPPER NAME: Beautiful Pez

PORN NAME: Checkers Impala

[thanks for the afternoon break from budgets]

Melissa said...

Woah. I literally jumped an inch in my chair at your new look.

How minimalist and classy of you, dahling.

Elizabeth McQuern said...

Thanks for playing along, Nora!

Still tinkering, Melissa. No list of your formulaic names?

Dan Telfer said...

Layout change! EEEeeee! OCD in effect!

Mine don't turn out so good:

COUNTRY WESTERN SINGER NAME: Robert (my mother doesn't have a middle name, and so I just turned into my brother)

NASCAR NAME: Joe William


DETECTIVE NAME: Orange Squid (if that sounds bad, I almost picked Red Panda as my favorite animal)

SOAP OPERA NAME: William Joliet (Joliet is a real person's last name- confusing or realistic?!)

SUPERHERO NAME: The Yellow Dragon's Milk

FLY NAME: Daer (? What the fuck is a fly name? A pimp name?)

GANGSTA NAME: Peanut Butter Cup Toffee Chip (this is just retarded)

STRIPPER NAME: Deodarant Violet Crumble

PORN NAME: Galadriel Cougar

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Hi, just came across your blog and was moved to comment! I was always told that the way to find your porn star name is your first pet and your mother's maiden name, which gives me "Frisky Part". Surely this is the best male porn star name ever?

Oh, and my mum doesn't have a middle name, so my country western singer name is rather enigmatic: Howard. Just Howard.

Bubs said...

Those are great.

I especially like my porn name, Buford Karmann Ghia.

Jerell said...

Detetive Name: Blue Manatee

Porn Name: Chris Explorer

Elizabeth McQuern said...

LOVE THEM. My favorites:

Nora's detective name is also Pink Pony.

Dan's country singer name is just Robert.

Imaginary reviewer also has a single name for that one, Howard.

Both Buford Karmann Ghia and Chris Explorer make me want to get naked.