May 14, 2005

When I Stepped out into the Bright Sunlight from the Darkness of the Movie House, I Saw That I Was Old

Only 38 and looking like Ernest P. Worrell. To quote a fellow poster on a messageboard (who was quoting Dave Chapelle, who was portraying Rick James), "Cocaine is a helluva drug."

Either that, or all those rumbles at the drive-in for the honor of Cherry Valance break down free radicals faster than a soy smoothie can replenish them.

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