An Excellent Argument For Birth Control, Or At Least Waiting Until the Buzz Wears Off to Name Your Baby

Maybe we should have some stricter laws about baby names, like they have in France.

Announcing the arrival of a beautiful new baby boy at
St. Francis Health Center . . .

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

I believe that's pronounced like "Your Highness." And the middle names are pronounced like "We were high when we conceived, high when she delivered, and totally high when we chose the baby's name."