Recently I was having dinner with a friend who works in a video store. I related a story about a pleated skirt and an unexpected gust of wind. Embellishing my embarrassment, I gave an "I'm an idiot and stupid things happen" shrug of the shoulders and concluded with "So, (unknown man who works in my building), 'Welcome to my ass.'"
My friend laughed through a mouthful of chocolate chip pancakes and informed me that "Welcome to My Ass," is, indeed, a porn title she had restocked that very day. Ass-synchronicity. Porn-chronicity. Whatever. The universe is truly full of strange beauty.
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