Tara Reid Oozes Class

...and probably several other liquids and suspensions, as well.

Anyway, Taradise has been cancelled. Now fair Tara will have to spend her time traipsing around the globe, being led from party to party and drink to drink without the benefit of a camera or a paycheck. You know, pretty much exactly the life she was living before E! dangled that vodka-soaked carrot before her perfectly pert little nose.