Movie-A-Minute, Titanic Version

From Movie-A-Minute:

Titanic
Directed by James Cameron
1997
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard


Leonardo DiCaprio:

Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun.

Kate Winslet:

You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle.

(The ship SINKS.)

Leonardo DiCaprio:

Never let go.

Kate Winslet:

I promise. (Lets go.)

THE END