Bella Makes Her 500th Post!

Oh, my God, oh my God, I never thought this day would come. I never thought this could really happen. ::hysterical tittering:: I can't believe I have made 500 posts on this blog already. It's just too much, I'm just so happy.

Okay, wait, I need to compose myself, because I actually have prepared some words. Please bear with me. ::sniff:: Um, I'd like to thank God, my agent, my Mom and Dad, my third grade creative writing teacher Miss Roby, um ::sniff, mascara smudge, cleavage adjustment::...

"Marlon Brando ... has asked me to tell you, in a very long speech which I cannot share with you presently—because of time—but I will be glad to share with the press afterward, that he must... very regretfully cannot accept this very generous award. And the reason for this being... are the treatment of American Indians today by the film industry… excuse me… and on television in movie re-runs, and also the recent happenings at Wounded Knee. I beg at this time that I have not intruded upon this evening and that we will, in the future…our hearts and our understanding will meet with love and generosity. Thank you on behalf of Marlon Brando."

(Source: newsoftheodd)