Injuries on the Set of "All My Children"

That bitch Susan Lucci was spotted in a dark corner of the set, a fedora tipped down over her eyes, a trenchcoat rendering her nearly invisible, chuckling maniacally. She then got pregnant by her long-lost twin's amesiac husband in a coma, took over a rival's corporation, kidnapped a baby and tried to pass it off as her own, orchestrated a fake wedding, and then had a nice green salad.

Four stunt artists were hurt in a special-effects accident on the set of the soap opera "All My Children," the ABC show said Friday.

"Unfortunately, during a shoot which included planned special effects, four stunt people were injured," the show said in a statement. "All four are expected to make a swift recovery."

(Source: AP/Yahoo)