Harry Whittington's (Fake) Blog

Fake blogs are great. Remember the Fetus Spears one? And the Lindsay Lohan one? Now "Harry Whittington" has one. His favorite song? "You Give Love a Bad Name." Favorite movie? "Magnolia." Also, he doesn't seem too upset about the whole "shot in the face" thing:

Have you ever been in a situation where somebody you thought was your friend did something that hurt you very much, and then they tried to blame it on you? And then that person waited 18 hours to report it to the media, and that person's colleagues tried to make a joke out of it, until you had a heart attack? Just wondering.