February 20, 2006
The Steve Guttenberg Project
In the spirit of the Gutenberg Project, digitizing and preserving cultural works since 1971, now there is the equally laudable Steve Guttenberg Project, which hopes to amass every single piece of Guttenbergian acting ever committed to film. Even that thing where he spent the whole movie pretending to be tough and Australian in an attempt to woo Jami Gertz, that one with the Olsen twins, and, of course, Amazon Women on the Moon. The director of the project will just have to hold her breath for Police Academy 5, which is actually in pre-production right now, as well as being a punchline for hacky standups throughout the universe.