June 15, 2006

Recent Amusing Text Message Typos

Lately my cell phone service provider has been seriously screwing up my life by providing less than optimum service, including dropped calls, inability to make calls for up to a half hour at a time, non-receipt of text messages, non-delivery of text messages, voicemails that arrive up to two days after they were left, and other crap that's seriously peeving me.

However, sometimes text-based misunderstandings are entirely due to my lack of scrupulously attentive text messaging. A sample of recent amusing typos I have sent to puzzled friends:

"Feeding (so-and-so)'s bats. Be there in 15."

"At the (hip, sexy bar/club). Having a blart."

"See you at 70:00."

No comments: