October 20, 2006

Ultime Parole Famose

Famous last words. Some favorites:

"Get these f*cking nuns away from me." - Norman Douglas.

"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring." - Richard Feynman.

"Dammit... Don't you dare ask God to help me." - Joan Crawford.

"Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room." - Del Close.

(And don't even get me started on Chicago comedy legend Del Close's post-mortem adventures. I feel like every other thing I write for the Bastion is about the man's skull.)

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