I have a raging sinus infection. My throat hurts and I'm half-deaf from all the fluid buildup in my ears. My deep fried nerves keep waking me up at 5:30 every morning. I've written and re-written and rehearsed and timed my material so many times I'm totally immune to whatever might actually still be funny.
Nevertheless - tonight. 9:30. Bad Dog Tavern. My first stand-up performance. Friends, drinks, laughs, cameras.
Be there for this once in a lifetime event! Well, or watch it here on a videoclip later. Whatever. It's cold outside. I wouldn't want to go out if I were you either.