One of my new LipSmackers (yes, hi, I'm 12!) is called "Aztec Punch."It's a little weird that there is mention of a specific ethnicity in a lip gloss flavor description, isn't it?
If Bonne Bell is looking to expand this product line, some suggestions:
"Caucasian Creme Brulee."
"Pan-African Pomegrate Twist."
"Celtic Cranberry Blast."
"Andalusian Apple Pucker."
"Bakongo Berry."
"Inuit Iceypop."
"Kazakh Kookyfruit."
"Onondaga Oatmeal Pie."
Mmmmmm.
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I don't have time to worry about this sort of thing so I just take one thing with me wherever I go. My Believe in God instantly Miraculously PEPPER-minty faith-enhancing Breathspray. It doesn't work but I carry it just in case.
Ha ha! That reminds me of similar products in a local gift store "Irish Accent Breath Spray, "Gay Accent Breath Spray," "Born Again Breath Spray," etc. Works every time. Or not.
I (heart) LipSmackers, too (especially in tandem with Wet 'n' Wild eye shadow). My favorite flavor is 'White Trash Watermelon.' Mmmmm....
I think the next thing they'll do is "textured" lip enhancers. You know, Velour, Silk, , Denim, Corduroy
If they can just come out with a product to "simulate" chapped lips, I can FINALLY be in fashion, without needing to spend any of that hard-to-come-by "money" stuff!
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