I brought my MacBook to my niece Sloan's (that's her at left) and we decided to have a contest to see who could use Garage Band to write the most horrible 60 second song in less than 30 minutes. For some continuity, both pieces have two elements in common: her saying "gerbil" and me saying "I don't want be in here." We ran off to separate rooms and got to work. Here's the horrible crap we came up with.
If you vote (in the comments section of this post), you also get to suggest what prize the winner gets. Apparently writing crappy music exhausted our creative reserves, because we can't think of an appropriate prize.
"The Cheese Purse of Freedom," by Sloan Taylor (1 minute, 16 seconds).
Special bonus points for use of phone jingle noise, "boi-oi-oing" noise, and for somehow conjuring up the ghost of 1986-era Don Johnson, even though Don Johnson's not actually dead yet.
"The Gerbil Klaxon Terrible Music Project," by Elizabeth McQuern (50 seconds).
Special bonus points for use of jingle bells, a klaxon, and the horns that show up in my ChUC theme song and everything else I write.