1-13-08 - Bucket of Nerds - 10 Minute Podcast

Okay, I'm cross-posting this (it's also on the Buckets blog). After Bucket of Nerds produced our first podcast, a mere five minutes, we decided we had at least enough chutzpah and hilarious moxie to ask people to listen to us for a full ten minutes. So here's a longer clip, with more weird jokes and girls snurfling waffles while laughing.A summary of select highlights:

• Can you speak in internet emoticons?
• Celebrity crushes.
  
• Does Oprah have a spaceship?
• Funniest thing heard all day: "Which one of you slammable dick caves wants to go home with me tonight?" (Courtesy of Mike Burns.)
• Ryan Reynolds is very good-looking.
• Elizabeth's bad waffle tastes like cats.
• Nobody cares Elizabeth is from Indiana.
• Teresa and Nellie taste the bad waffle, agree it's like tongue-bathing a litter of calicos.
• Teresa uses a Southern accent to ask, "will dipping the waffle in ranch make it not horrible?"
• No.
• Nellie is accused of being a Second City hipster.
• David Letterman is our favorite funny uncle who's busy to hang with us, but he was not Sesame Street's "Letter Man."
• Nellie's morning yawn sounds like a baby pterodactyl, which is almost a tribute to another of our favorite comedians, Maria Bamford.
• Elizabeth mocks her own poor navigational skills in character as an old, angry, vaguely Eastern European man.
• Nellie wonders about the real meaning of "doesn't know their ass from hole in the ground."
• Elizabeth suggests flashcards to acquaint oneself with the difference between the two.
  
• Why are loud annoying televisions being shoved down our throats at gas stations and grocery stores these days?
• An impromptu rendition of the Beach Boys' "In My Room."