From Leigh, fun with names. My favorite? "Rebel Corona."
COUNTRY WESTERN SINGER NAME: (mother & father’s middle names)
Lee Thomas
NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Hartzel James
STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
McqTi
DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Pink Pony
SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Eilis Indianapolis
SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Blue Tonic
FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Timc
GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Lemon Oatmeal
STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Chanel Rolo
PORN NAME: (1st pet, 1st Car)
Rebel Corona
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COUNTRY WESTERN SINGER NAME: Ellen Vincent
NASCAR NAME: Donald Cletus
STAR WARS NAME: Spino
DETECTIVE NAME: Pink Pony (and I'm not copying off of Elizabeth)
SOAP OPERA NAME: Leona Beech Grove
SUPERHERO NAME: The Purple Whiskey
FLY NAME: Nole
GANGSTA NAME: Coffee Toffee
STRIPPER NAME: Beautiful Pez
PORN NAME: Checkers Impala
[thanks for the afternoon break from budgets]
Woah. I literally jumped an inch in my chair at your new look.
How minimalist and classy of you, dahling.
Thanks for playing along, Nora!
Still tinkering, Melissa. No list of your formulaic names?
Layout change! EEEeeee! OCD in effect!
Mine don't turn out so good:
COUNTRY WESTERN SINGER NAME: Robert (my mother doesn't have a middle name, and so I just turned into my brother)
NASCAR NAME: Joe William
STAR WARS NAME: Tel-Wi
DETECTIVE NAME: Orange Squid (if that sounds bad, I almost picked Red Panda as my favorite animal)
SOAP OPERA NAME: William Joliet (Joliet is a real person's last name- confusing or realistic?!)
SUPERHERO NAME: The Yellow Dragon's Milk
FLY NAME: Daer (? What the fuck is a fly name? A pimp name?)
GANGSTA NAME: Peanut Butter Cup Toffee Chip (this is just retarded)
STRIPPER NAME: Deodarant Violet Crumble
PORN NAME: Galadriel Cougar
Hi, just came across your blog and was moved to comment! I was always told that the way to find your porn star name is your first pet and your mother's maiden name, which gives me "Frisky Part". Surely this is the best male porn star name ever?
Oh, and my mum doesn't have a middle name, so my country western singer name is rather enigmatic: Howard. Just Howard.
Those are great.
I especially like my porn name, Buford Karmann Ghia.
Detetive Name: Blue Manatee
Porn Name: Chris Explorer
LOVE THEM. My favorites:
Nora's detective name is also Pink Pony.
Dan's country singer name is just Robert.
Imaginary reviewer also has a single name for that one, Howard.
Both Buford Karmann Ghia and Chris Explorer make me want to get naked.
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