Elizabeth McQuern: Chicago Photographer and Filmmaker: Turtle Romance

March 16, 2009

Turtle Romance

The cutest animal sex I've ever seen - just listen to the turtle's little voice as he tries to get busy with a running shoe. Warning: includes graphic turtle penis, which I think is strangely adorable, but your boss might not agree.

3 comments:

JForlano said...: OH MY GOD! I can't help but crack up and also feel sorry for the guy :(; 3:18 PM
T-mac said...: why do you and Bryan both have animal posts today?; 6:21 PM
Moderator said...: Just trying to corner that "graphic turtle penis" Googling audience, huh?; 1:32 PM

Me in the Media

Me in the "Women in Comedy" article on Gapers Block

Me on Chicago Public Radio's "Hello Beautiful."

"Caching out" - Cultural Heroes issue, TimeOut Chicago

Me as an arts panelist on Chicago Public Radio/WBEZ's Lunchbox

The Chicago Tribune's Chilarious blog calls me "a pillar of Chicago comedy"

Me in a Columbia Chronicle article about the closing of the Lakeshore Theater

Chicago Magazine calls me "engaging," the Bastion "one of Chicago's best web sites."

"Writer Profile: Elizabeth McQuern" - Amy Lillard's Quiet Rebel Writer

"The Funny Side of Town" (.pdf) - Midwest Living

Me and my show ChUC in the Chicago Tribune: "Stand and Deliver."

"Bella Rossa: one funny writer" - Centerstage Chicago (Sun-Times)

"Anxiety Auction" - NewCity Chicago

"Everyone Laughs at the Shy Girl" (page one, page two) - Zionsville Times-Sentinel

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