December 11, 2005

Women Behind Bars Are Eager To Love You

No one need experience the pain of loneliness when there is a bevy of barred beauties eager for intimacy with you: Women Behind Bars.

It's too bad they don't list more pertinent information with each personal ad, like "nature of crimes committed," "years to go," and "odds that earlier crimes will be re-enacted on your person once the two of you are united in the outside world." Sure, she may be cute, but don't let her near the good silver...or the icepick.

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