In the middle of the Chicago winter, in the freezing cold, when sensible people are wearing several layers of figure-obscuring clothes, with irritated pink noses, dry static-y winter hair, shuffling around like escapees on that frozen prison planet on that Star Trek movie, men are still morons.
This week's top picks for most obnoxious, unsolicited comments:
"A dolla a feel! A dolla a feel!"
"Little red foxes."