October 13, 2006

Do You Need To Be Mary Tyler Moore'd?

Hit a bump in the road? Feeling sorta blue? Here comes my friend Coaster Punchman to the rescue. Send him an e-mail, with the name and telephone number (under strictest rules of privacy, of course - he's a lawyer, for damn's sake), and he'll serenade you or a loved one with the healing powers of his piano-and-vocal magic. It's cheaper than Prozac, and with considerably fewer side effects.

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