November 14, 2007

Surprisingly Clam

"Actress Amanda Holden was shaken last night after discovering a dead body while on a morning jog. Miss Holden said she felt surprisingly clam when she found the body."

I should say so. I'm always surprised to find myself feeling clam. I feel even more surprised when I find myself feeling more than one. They're an unappealing combination of rough and bumpy, and slick and slimy.


nora said...

She looks a little clam also.

Bella Rossa said...

She does look a little clammy, doesn't she? Maybe it's the Botox.