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August 2, 2007

Ethnicity-Specific Lip Enhancers

One of my new LipSmackers (yes, hi, I'm 12!) is called "Aztec Punch."

It's a little weird that there is mention of a specific ethnicity in a lip gloss flavor description, isn't it?

If Bonne Bell is looking to expand this product line, some suggestions:

"Caucasian Creme Brulee."

"Pan-African Pomegrate Twist."

"Celtic Cranberry Blast."

"Andalusian Apple Pucker."

"Bakongo Berry."

"Inuit Iceypop."

"Kazakh Kookyfruit."

"Onondaga Oatmeal Pie."

Mmmmmm.