July 20, 2005
Thanks, Jude Law and His Slutty Nanny! Now Only Fug Nannies Will Get Jobs
"I would not be comfortable having (an attractive) nanny," admits New Yorker Eileen Kelly, a mother of twins. "How do you know she's not the next Amy Fisher? You don't know her, and you have no idea what kind of wily plans she might have."
Listen to the wisdom wrapped inside this woman's insecurity, y'all. Some of those nannies have evil plans and schemes, like bonding with your baby, singing to him, letting him crawl all over us for comfort when he's cranky from teething, and giving him lots of hugs and kisses and snuggles. WILY!