The "Gender Genie" Algorithm Determines That Bella Is a Boy

I'm a boy, I'm a boy

But my ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But if I say I am I get it

Put your frock on Jean Marie
Plait your hair Felicity
Paint your nails, little Sally Joy
Put this wig on, little boy

Based on samples of my writing, the Gender Genie (based on an an algorithm developed by Moshe Koppel of the Bar-Ilan University in Israel, and Shlomo Argamon, of the Illinois Institute of Technology, to determine the gender of an author) has predicted that I am, in fact, male. Way male. Maybe I should tie a pretty floral scarf around my Adam's Apple and try to shave better around the sideburn area.

(And, with this latest insult to my femininity, my blog becomes PINK.)

Words: 712

(NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)

Female Score: 582
Male Score: 1299

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!