Bring Me the Head of Wolfgang Mozart

Whether it's Mozart's skull or not, can't we all agree that Mass in C Minor was a piece of crap? It's a total ripoff of Bach's Mass in B Minor. I heard Wolfie didn't even play his own instruments.

After months of sophisticated DNA sleuthing reminiscent of a "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" episode, forensics experts admitted Sunday on national television that they still can't say with certainty whether an ancient skull belonged to the composer, as some believe.

(Source: MSNBC/Reuters)