Lindsay Lohan's Mom Asks Us To Believe It Was Asthma

Lindsay Lohan's trashy-looking Mom is asking the public to believe that Lindsay's recent hospitalization was due to an asthma attack, and is angry that people are speculating that Lindsay has suffered from eating disorders.

This is despite Lindsay's recent proclamation in Vanity Fair that she has, indeed, suffered from eating disorders, and also cops to doing drugs (presumably a lot of Colombian Marching Powder to stay Hollywood slim). Not to mention her constant smoking of cigarettes, which of course are an amazing curative treatment for asthma.

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