Proof That I Am YEARS Away From Being a Crazy Cat Lady

Why would anyone have three uncaged cats in their car? Also, why would anyone name their cats "Mork" and "Mindy?" This would never happen to me, and not only because I don't have a car.

The Morgantown resident said she was getting a spare house key out her car's trunk on Monday when her cat Mork, one of three in the car, stepped on the automatic door lock. She couldn't unlock the door because she had left her car keys on the driver's seat.

(Source: AP/Yahoo)

(Also, while I was googling, I found the Crazy Cat Lady action figure. Awesome.)