February 8, 2006

Weird Things Men Have Said to Me on the Street Lately (The Winter Version)

In the middle of the Chicago winter, in the freezing cold, when sensible people are wearing several layers of figure-obscuring clothes, with irritated pink noses, dry static-y winter hair, shuffling around like escapees on that frozen prison planet on that Star Trek movie, men are still morons.

This week's top picks for most obnoxious, unsolicited comments:

"A dolla a feel! A dolla a feel!"

"Little red foxes."


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