April 26, 2006

Scamming For Morons

First, there was the finger-in-the-chili-at-Wendy's scam. So, your friend loses a finger in a work-related accident, and you're a slimy opportunist, and you spot a good chance to score some big dough (and then you get totally busted). Fine.

But intentionally swallowing glass so you can extort hotels and restaurants? Cuh-RAZY.

Fake_sextupletsAnd then, faking a pregnancy with SIX babies to score free appliances and public sympathy? And expecting to be able to continue to get away with it? Extra, extra dumb.

Yet both happened.

Anyone feel like lighting themselves on fire and suing the smoke detector company? I've got matches!

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