You are awesome. You and I have been pals since way back in college, when I did a PR internship at my internet service provider. I knew you even before the days when you started providing Yahoo with all its search engine functions.
And I think it's so cool that you're always diversifying the range of services you offer, like Google Reader and Google Maps, and I will say right now that I love Google Docs almost more than my Mac itself.
However, please stop sending me e-mails like the one in the picture I took of my BlackBerry. I try to remain open to new experiences, and I'm not judgmental about you or your lifestyle choices, but I'm just not up for trying Google Anal, and certainly not at 9:50 on a Wednesday night.
P.S. I think it's a little disingenuous of you to tout anal as a "new option." I'm pretty sure the Greeks were doing it a loooooong time before you came along.