August 1, 2008

I'm Worn Out, So Here's a Jumbly End-of-Week Post

I've wasted the majority of my day chasing down a replacement Blackberry. I'm hot and cranky and behind on work. Happy Friday!

This week we're getting closer to blowing the world up with the Large Hadron Collider. (Not really. But the LHC should produce a micro black hole, and might give us our first peek at the Higgs boson, sometimes known as the God Particle because it endows all other particles with mass. Effing awesome.)

Wow! A Woman's History of Vaginal Orgasm is Discernible from Her Walk. I wonder what it means if a woman walks with a pronounced shimmied limp. (Insert one of ten possible dirty jokes here.)

There's nothing more I can really say about this. I feel like I've been kicked in the head.

And one last thing. Shorts (on men) in the workplace? I know the New York Times Fashion and Style section has much better taste than I do, but have to vote NO on that. They all look like embarrassed, vulnerable little school boys.

2 comments:

Bubs said...

I don't like the business shorts either. It seems like the only way for the wearer to avoid that scared schoolboy look is by looking, instead, like kind of an arrogant douchebag.

Chancelucky said...

I don't understand, the men wear the shorts if they've had a vaginal orgasm with their hadron collider?