This week we're getting closer to blowing the world up with the Large Hadron Collider. (Not really. But the LHC should produce a micro black hole, and might give us our first peek at the Higgs boson, sometimes known as the God Particle because it endows all other particles with mass. Effing awesome.)Wow! A Woman's History of Vaginal Orgasm is Discernible from Her Walk. I wonder what it means if a woman walks with a pronounced shimmied limp. (Insert one of ten possible dirty jokes here.)
There's nothing more I can really say about this. I feel like I've been kicked in the head.
And one last thing. Shorts (on men) in the workplace? I know the New York Times Fashion and Style section has much better taste than I do, but have to vote NO on that. They all look like embarrassed, vulnerable little school boys.
2 comments:
I don't like the business shorts either. It seems like the only way for the wearer to avoid that scared schoolboy look is by looking, instead, like kind of an arrogant douchebag.
I don't understand, the men wear the shorts if they've had a vaginal orgasm with their hadron collider?
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