Showing posts with label history. Show all posts
Showing posts with label history. Show all posts

May 28, 2007

Splashosaurus, Seeing Red, Bad Celebrity Parents, Fug Mermaids, More

Evidence that many dinosaurs swam. Evidence that many humans are stupid, which is to say, a $27 million creationist museum has opened in Kentucky, asserting that dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark.

The evolutionary roots of red hair are revealed. “'It looks like red skin and hair became a sexual preference,'” said evolutionary biologist Molly Morris... it’s still socially—and sexually—relevant for an ape to see red.'" That must be why we're all so fascinated by the red butts on those mandrills when we go to the zoo.

Lindsay Lohan, recently released from detox at Wonderland into that honeymoon retox period, has been busted for DUI. (Oh, yeah, and she had cocaine in the car.) Her dumb dad has therefore been clamoring for cameras to blab at, since that's the only channel of communication he has with his daughter. Does this remind anyone else of Eminem's mom's "let's mend fences" rap a few years ago?

In 1493, somewhere near Haiti, Christopher Columbus saw three mermaids, and was disappointed by their lack of hotness. No, wait, those were manatees. Silly explorer.

Okay, cicadas are annoying and plentiful - to us humans. To zoo animals? They are yummy, yummy snacks.

A cool guy on YouTube is posting "how to" videos for people with prosthetic arms. Wanna know how to tie your shoe with one fleshly hand and one hook? He'll show you. With a smile.

May 1, 2006

Eugene Joseff, Jeweler to the Hollywood Stars - My Great-Uncle

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My mother has been collecting little bee pins and other jewelry from designer Eugene Joseff for some time now. His pretty little creations represent part of a family mystery I wish we could get to the bottom of.



Eugene_joseffWhen I went through a "history of old Hollywood" phase when I was about 12 or 13 my mom pulled a fading newspaper article from a drawer in the living room and told me about Eugene Joseff, the "Jeweler to the Stars."



"This man was my mother's cousin," Mom said.





Eugene_joseff_gone_with_the_windAbout 90% of all jewelry seen in Hollywood movies from the '30's through the '50's
were his creations. Joseff designed gorgeous jeweled adornments seen in movies including A Star is Born (1936), Gone with the Wind, The Wizard of Oz (both 1939), Casablanca (1942), Singing in the Rain (1952), Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961), Cleopatra (1963) and My Fair Lady (1964).



"He
developed a visually effective substitute to gold which was known as Russian
gold plating with semi-matte, copper-gold finish which minimized the
traditional problem of flare when filming real gold or other gold
substitutes under the studio lights. By 1937 was a leading supplier of
costume jewelry to Hollywood film studies and he developed

a retail line for
sale to the public. He researched and simplified specific historical styles
of jewelry that conveyed the appropriate period ambience for movies."

(Via BitofGlitz.com)





Eugene_joseff_design_on_grace_kellyNot long ago, Mom tracked down a big glossy book full
of photos of old Hollywood stars wearing his designs. This reignited
the conversation about Joseff, and prompted Grandma to tell us that, in
fact, Joseff was not a blood relation, but was raised by my
great-grandmother (on the family farm in Lafayette, IN, where my mother
grew up) for some time due to family circumstances that are now
unclear. We don't take this as gospel, as Grandma's memory isn't what
it used to be, and in fact, this tidbit has further muddled our
understanding of our connection to this man.



Eugene_joseff_bette_davisBiographical articles about him
indicate that he was born here in Chicago in 1905, and worked as a
graphic artist in an advertising agency from 1923-1926, studying
metalworking and developing his designs in his spare time before moving
to Los Angeles in 1927, where he learned more about his craft and began
establishing his name. Joseff died in a tragic accident when his small
private aircraft crashed in 1948, leaving behind a wife and young son.
His wife, Joan Castle Joseff, has continued to run his company ever since.



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Maybe someday we'll get all of these biographical details straightened
out. In the meantime, it's an awful lot of fun to look through pictures
of classic beauties like Marlene Dietrich, Elizabeth Taylor, Lana
Turner, and Ava Gardner, and think that a family member might have had
a connection to all that kick ass old school Hollywood glamour.



(Update 6/20/06 - Joseff was apparently my grandma's stepbrother.)

April 20, 2006

RIP Scott Crossfield

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If you grew up in an aviation family like I did, you read Chuck Yeager's biography at least twice, saw "The Right Stuff" as many times as you saw "Airplane," and you darn well know who Scott Crossfield was. He was a hot dog test pilot who played Mach-tag with Chuck Yeager for years. Yeager hit Mach 1, Crossfield hit Mach 2, Yeager hit Mach 2.1, and so on.



Scotty flew almost all of the experimental planes that were tested at Edwards AFB, including performing amazing things in the X-15, the first rocket-powered plane, which was particularly dangerous and unstable because it was pretty much full on, or full off.



He died alone in a single engine aircraft this week, a Cessna 210A, to be exact. RIP, Scotty.

April 19, 2006

City of Big Shoulders

The origin of Chicago's nickname "the Windy City" is obvious enough. That origin almost blew me into the lake Sunday morning as I sped along the bike trail.*



Carl_sandburg"City of Big Shoulders" puzzled me, though. And it's one of those things I would think about from time to time and forget to google once I got to a computer.



Turns out it's from Carl Sandburg's poem "Chicago," and it refers to the manly physiques of the hard laborers of his day. I guess that theory about cold winters and big coats didn't make all that much sense anyway.



"Hog Butcher for the World,
Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat,
Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler;
Stormy, husky, brawling,
City of the Big Shoulders
"



*As my friend Leigh (now a member of the Second City Conservatory, woo woo!) has gently informed me, the origin of the nickname "the Windy City" is more complicated than just a reference to weather conditions. Several relevent links, well, contribute to my confusion. Anyway.