Rosie O'Donnell to Join "The View"

Maybe she can help keep Star Jones from strangling Joy Behar. Although I personally would find it entertaining if Joy gave Star a beatdown. Anyway, Rosie is going to replace Meredith Vieira on "The View," as Vieira escapes Barbara Walters' clutches and flees to replace Katie Couric on the "Today Show," where she will earn kajillions of dollars and never have to listen to the nonsensical ramblings of Elisabeth Hasselbeck ever again. Good for her.