July 1, 2008

I'm #1! Which Is Rather Disgusting

Somehow I am now the #1 result for a Google search for "slutty nanny," because I wrote about a NY Post article about neurotic insecure moms three years ago.

Especially gross considering that the other top hits are poorly written nanny porn (some including nanny goats, for god's sake).

At least use proper punctuation and spelling in your unimaginative sex tales, perverts. Don't you have any standards?

Sheesh.

9 comments:

Nellie Ann said...

well, it's better you than me.

Melissa said...

Nanny porn?

I...I...well, I have no idea what to say to that.

Ew.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

I still love the fact that an Imaginary Review I did of a TV Show entitled "Who Wants to Fuck a Goat?" gets people onto my blog who are searching for "Goat Fucking". Maybe that's a different kind of nanny porn for you.

Timothy Carter said...

That is funny! It's always good to be known for something, but... slutty nannies?

Carrie said...

Hey, Jezebel.com linked to the your interview with Sarah Haskins; I love my favorite blogs circling one another!

Elizabeth McQuern said...

Glad you all enjoyed this bit of happenstance as much as I did.

Re: Sarah Haskins, that is SO AWESOME, Carrie! Thanks for letting me know!!

Bubs said...

Everyone gets his or her 15 minutes of fame. Evidently, some of us get it for slutty nanny porn.

Chancelucky said...

where do you rank on the search for prudish nanny?

Elizabeth McQuern said...

Bubs, if I were a shrewd capitalist, I could probably find some way to profit from this - maybe a redirect to an adult site or something. In the meantime, I'll just enjoy the dubious fame.

Good question, Chance, I'm probably #1 there, too. I'm too scared to look.